My name is barnabascollins Two centuries ago I made Collinwood my home My love until a jealous witch cursed me condemning me to the shadows What have you done For all time
what the hell is this He's coming He's coming .
Hear me future dweller What is the year 1972 1972 ?
My beloved Collinwood The collins family Who the hell is this I am a vampire madame yeah .
He's not staying with us forever is he I like him Superfly welcome home Barnabas collins How soon can the horses be ready We don't have horses We have a Chevy .
what sorcery is this reveal yourself tiny songstress !
hello Barnabas remember me Witch you cursed me to be this hideous creature you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly What if I made you love me with what a spell With this I must admit they have not aged a day .
Get it on bang a gong get it on Is she for real indeed
If I can't have you I'll destroy you and your family Missed me .
My first my last my everything .
I shall restore the family business to its former glory Burn baby burn .
fight on Barnabas fight on for us and fight I shall love me Never You're the first you're the last my everything that was a regrettable turn of events .
are you stoned or something They tried stoning me my dear It did not work