Let's go on to a gamecallednarrate It's for colin and Ryan They're gonna act out a film noir scene and narrate for each other to the style of music we selected for them what we need from the audience is an unlikely place for a film noir scene to take place A zoo I heard a zoo I'm gonna do zoo Ok so you're at a zoo and you're acting out a film noir scene set at a zoo go ahead I be looking for him for fourteen years That's two in dog years He had the eyes of a shark and the nose of an aardvark Took me a while to find him hey Billy bet you didn't expect to see me again jerry long time no see Yeah I remember Me and two goats raised him from a small baby when I set him free among the humans we never thought he'd come back I wonder why What are you doing in these parts What am I doing I'm nursing a hate a real big hate Sure it sound exotic to be raised by goats but you ever be milked We got some unfinished business He had grown up He was a big man now he could take care of himself that's why I felt no need to tell him that he was standing in some elephant droppings We got business I knew I was standing in elephant droppings but it was the only way I could get high enough to look into his eyes He was gonna pay for what he'd put me through What do you want why are you here why am I here I'm gonna kill you my friend Me kill me I was scared but I didn't wanna look like I was scared That's why I put up a tough front Please don't kill me What purpose would it serve to kill me after all these years He squeezed my nipples so hard tears came to my eyes Thank you very much That was great Nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine points for each of you I'd give you ten thousand points but the IRS makes you fill out a thing so nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine points
