RWJ sellouthttp ://www .youtube .com/watch ?v=NOOvJTQlSlA
come on down to Ray's shitty Furniture where everything in stock is used used used We got sofas we got water beds we got futons we got bean bag chairs !
god I hate those pre-roll commercials that guy's a fucking sell out Any slut check out this first video it's of this kid that's attempting a double backflip Did you see that guy I mean who goes out in the cold without a coat you could catch a cold No but seriously it does look like he got the wind knocked out of him pretty bad hey mom check this out Yeah balls But you know what's weird The guy holding the camera doesn't react at all I mean look there he even follows him with the camera as he's doing like the walk of shame Come on camera man Don't just not react At least point and laugh at him But at the end of it all looks like only his pride was hurt and also his face and testicles .
So our next video is of this street performer guy who goes by the name of Candyman now Candyman is hanging out at the shopping center here in LA and he's showing off some of his moves now this video got a whopping hundred and sixty-two views in eight months jesus Now I actually think this guy is awesome and frankly this has got to be the coolest way to run away from you problems ever Like imagine if his ex-girlfriend were like honey you owe child support And he's like fuck you bitch And another funny thing about this video is that if you play it backwards it looks like he's speed skating Yeah I guess the video is impressive and all but tell me can he do this your move Candyman .
So this last video is called Sleeping Piglets and it shows how little piggy ears react to sound and it's just fucking adorable Hey Oh what a life they tried to make me go to rehab I said no no no ahh did you see them They just got little spots on 'em they look like chocolate chip piggies You know what this looks like It looks like a room full of my ex-girlfriends sluts I really do love this video not only are the pigs cute but like the British people singing Amy Winehouse are adorable too they tried to make me go to rehab I said no no no and your corny pun of the day comes from a user named bam and he said "Singin' some amy Swinehouse eh ?" now these pigs are cute and all but if I were one of them I'd be pissed this lady wasn't letting me sleep hey Hey Don't come into my pigpen and yell at me I don't go to the whorehouse and yell at you And I really love their little pig ears I wanna see 'em react to dubstep and it's great because you know that somewhere in a land far away Kermit the frog is watching this video and masturbating Oh whoa And now that you guys have the image of Kermit the frog masturbating burned into your brain I'm out Thank you thank you That's my time You're welcome thank you
and don't forget guys there is a hidden picture in one frame of this video try and find it and if you find it you win a free Your favorite Martian nothing you don't win shit OK just have a good time .
Come on down to Ray's Shitty furniture where everything in stock is used used used We got sofas we got water beds we got futons we got bean bag chairs and if you speak mexican se hable Espanol So come on down and get yourself a stool sample That's Ray's shitty Furniture Southeast 29 and Sudor Road two great locations please support cancer research